hahahaha!
i was reading my readers' digest, (which my lil bro always tell me to read
when i say i am having a major indigestion -.-)
when Mummy called Dad up cause he still was not back home yet.

Conversation on Phone between Mum & Dad:

Mum: Phua, you coming back already right?

.................. (dunno what he say...)

Mum: Where are you now?

..............................

Mum: No you but where are you?

..........................................

Mum: Where are you now?

.......................................

Mum: Oh, then i think you take a taxi back lah hor.

.............................................

Mum: Ohh okay okay, sorry ah. Yeah Bye.

...........

(Mummy hangs up, and phone conversation ended)

HAHA! okay so i was like:

ME: "Mummy, what happened?"

Mummy: "No, Papa wants a lift from me, but i am so tired. In the first place he shouldnt
have led the car to me right. Should i have fetched him instead?"

ME: har. HAHA! okay!

(ccchk cchk! HOUSE DOOR UNLOCKS!)

Mummy: OH! Papa's back! He tricked me.

ME: WHAT?!? hahaha!

(Papa comes to the room door)

Papa: BAOBEI! (referring to my lil bro, who was sleeping xD)
What happened to Liu Bang(a character in a show that PSH and PAPA always watch)?
Eh Liu Bang how?

PhuaShengHe: wah liao! i going to sleep already. ahhhhh!

Papa: What happened to Liu Bang? hio!

PhuaShengHe: wah liao! i going to sleep, spoil my concentration! see lah,
now i cannot sleep already


hahaha! end.
LOL. it was so funny! Cant believe it :P

OH YEAH! i learned this new word from readers' digest,
and its super duper cool! :D:D

GOUJONS means Strips of fish, or chicken, that are deep-fried. French.
okay, what has that "French" word to do with this word. hm hmm hmmm.
hohoho!
anyway, gonna read my indigestion magazine! :D
goodbye& goodnight! :D
zhiting!#$%&